Not Beyonce

Cafe Figo, First Avenue, 8:30am

Nurse 1: I am so goddamn sick of hearing him talk about marrying Beyonce. ALL day. He's crazy! He really thinks he's gonna marry her!

Nurse 2: Actually he's saying fiance. Not Beyonce. It's his accent.

Nurse 1: Oh. Well, them damn Russians need to learn how to talk right.