Preacher Babbles With NOMbie Rabbles

Pastor Jay Stirnemann of the Christ Temple United Pentecostal Church showed up at NOM's rally in Providence yesterday to babble nonsensically and call on Jeebus to strike down the gay demons demonstrating for their Constitutionally-guaranteed civil rights. Pastor Stirnemann will be juggling snakes at NOM's next stop on the Hate Tour.

RELATED: Pretty much anybody can pretend to "speak in tongues." In one study, 20% of participants could do so after listening to a mere 60-second example.