Daily Grumble

I can say without hyperbole that TNT's new vehicle for wingnut actress Angie Harmon, Rizzoli & Isles, is one hundred million times worse than any cop show I've even seen. On last night's episode, the characters sniggered their way through a lesbian dating site, pondering whether Harmon's undercover profile should be listed as butch, sporty, or lipstick. (The gravel-voiced Harmon is rather naturally butch, but OH NOES, not that!) And of course, every woman at the lesbian bar was a slender beautiful straight-porn dream. The killer, natch, was the victim's legal wife, because hey, equal rights means gay-married women get to bludgeon their spouses and cheat with slender beautiful lesbian bartenders just like everybody else!