Do Not Use The Green Or Yellow Lines

Glenn Beck's big teabagger rally takes place in DC this weekend and attendees are being warned to stay off certain subway lines. You know what kind of people ride those lines.

If you are on the subway stay on the Red line between Union Station and Shady Grove, Maryland. If you are on the Blue or Orange line do not go past Eastern Market (Capitol Hill) toward the Potomac Avenue stop and beyond; stay in NW DC and points in Virginia. Do not use the Green line or the Yellow line. These rules are even more important at night. There is of course nothing wrong with many other areas; but you don't know where you are, so you should not explore them.

In an act of civic charity, the DCist has thoughtfully created the below map of DC's predominantly white neighborhoods so teabaggers can encounter as few black people as possible.