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BREAKING: Hostage Crisis At Discovery Channel Offices In DC

An armed man also thought to be carrying explosives is holding hostages at the Washington DC offices of the Discovery Channel. The man has apparently been previously arrested at the Discovery offices. His "manifesto" of demands has already been published online. An excerpt:
Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth that follows that. Find solutions to stopping it. Call for people in the world to develop solutions to stop it completely and permanently. Find solutions FOR these countries so they stop sending their breeding populations to the US and the world to seek jobs and therefore breed more unwanted pollution babies. FIND SOLUTIONS FOR THEM TO STOP THEIR HUMAN GROWTH AND THE EXPORTATION OF THAT DISGUSTING FILTH! (The first world is feeding the population growth of the Third World and those human families are going to where the food is! They must stop procreating new humans looking for nonexistant jobs!)
The manifesto also calls for shows about finding the solution to global warming, unemployment, and lots more crazy. All the major TV networks are live on the situation.

UPDATE: The moderators at Free Republic are going crazy deleting every other post. Wonder what's being said, eh?

UPDATE II: The gunman is reportedly dead and all hostages are safe.

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