The Highlight Of The NY Gov Debate

Carl Paladino screwed himself when he demanded that candidates from every fringe party be allowed to participate in tonight's gubernatorial debate, because Rent Is Too Damn High candidate (and retired mailman) Jimmy McMillan totally stole the show. On gay marriage, McMillan says: "If you wanna marry a shoe, I'll marry you." But hold your applause, according to McMillan, rent is too damn high because of the Jews.