FLORIDA: Charlie "Closet Case" Crist Rides The Fabulous Campaign Bus

Towleroad notes: "Charlie Crist's choice of "Fabulous" Coach Lines to take his campaign around the state just seems damn appropriate." Crist is trailing badly behind teabagger Marco Rubio and tongues are already wagging over how long it will be before his sham marriage unravels once he's a private citizen again. Crist quickly married Halloween costume heiress Carole Rome in 2008 when his name appeared on John McCain's short list of potential running mates.