Unmanned Queen

The Queen Of Hearts paddle-boat is usually moored at a West Village pier in between excursions hauling hundreds of partying homos around the New York harbor. But yesterday NY Waterway cops found the unmanned Queen bumping ashore near Weehawken, New Jersey. "Did you tie up the boat?" "Totally. Let's see who's at the Eagle." (I think the homo cruises are actually summertime only, so maybe they can't blame this on teh gays.)