Timothy Dolan: If We Allow Gay Marriage, Men Will Start Marrying Their Sisters

"That’s what’s going to happen here. You think it’s going to stop with this? You think now bigamists are going to want their rights to marry? You think somebody that wants to marry his sister is going to now say 'I have a right.' I mean it’s the same principle, isn’t it?" - Archbishop Timothy Dolan of the New York Catholic Coalition for the Protection of Boy-Fuckers.

According to Dolan, the gay marriage battle is akin to David Vs. Goliath, and he, one of the leaders of a multi-trillion-dollar global criminal enterprise, is the underdog David.