Email Of The Day - Eugene Delguadio

"Dear Joe, The Radical Homosexuals infiltrating the United States Congress have a plan: Indoctrinate an entire generation of American children with pro-homosexual propaganda and eliminate traditional values from American society. Their ultimate dream is to create a new America based on sexual promiscuity in which the values you and I cherish are long forgotten. You see, the Homosexual Classrooms Act contains a laundry list of anti-family provisions that will exempt homosexual students from punishment for propositioning, harassing, or even sexually assaulting their classmates, as part of their specially-protected right to 'freedom of self-expression.'" - Escaped mental patient Eugene Delguadio, the self-proclaimed Public Advocate of the United States.

NOTE: Delgaudio's emails are always entertaining due to the dizzying heights of his outrageous lying. But I always wonder how many old ladies are eating cat food tonight because they've signed over their meager funds to charlatans like Eugene Delgaudio, who closes every email with a desperate plea for money.