Porn For The Little Man

Angry about not seeing men like himself depicted in porn, dance music icon Moby says he's going to make a skin flick with small-dicked actors.

Moby - who admits he has watched many adult movies in his lifetime - told Bizarre Magazine: "I've never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous... you know? Surely that's intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better."

I had to look up "titchy."