Herman Cain: Liberals Killed Jesus

Just when you thought Herman Cain couldn't be any crazier, another level is added to his nuthouse.

"The liberal court found Him guilty of false offenses and sentenced Him to death, all because He changed the hearts and minds of men with an army of twelve. Never before and not since has there ever been such a perfect conservative. For over 2,000 years the world has tried hard to erase the memory of the perfect conservative, and His principles of compassion, caring and common sense."

Who would Jeebus teabag?