God Hates Goat Fucking

The Family Research Council would like you to thank God for preventing men in uniform from fucking goats. Glory! Today's prayer:

Thank God for the stalwart conservative members of Congress who prevented our government from authorizing bestiality, a threshold our nation cannot endure. Thanks, too, for their holding the line on these other issues (Lev 18:23-26; Rom 1:18-19, 32; Eph 5:11-13; Heb 11:33; Rev 12:11-12).