Cop Needs A Cock Expert

An NYPD officer fired for flashing his junk wants to be reinstated because it was never proven that an erect uncut penis looks like his, which is circumcised.

The accuser, who is not named, “repeatedly stated and testified that she unequivocally and clearly saw the petitioner’s penis and it was uncircumcised,” the suit says. Hopper says he submitted evidence he was circumcised as a child but hearing officer Robert Vinal didn’t believe him and “unjustly concluded an erect circumcised penis and an uncircumcised penis will appear the same” when aroused. The suit scoffs that Vinal used his “personal expert opinion on how penises may appear when erect.” And the ex-cop says the idea that he exposed himself in a busy stationhouse equipped with surveillance video and no one saw him is “somewhat far-fetched.”

Experts, weigh in.