The Bipartisan Vibrator
A fantasy toy from Babeland.
On the Red Channel:
“Oh yeah, baby, just like a filibuster.”
“I’ll make you scream louder than a Fox News talk show host.”
“A little lower please, and I mean lower than a billionaire’s tax rate.”
“Drill, baby, drill.”
On the Blue Channel:
“We can do this together, yes, we can.”
“A little more to the left, oh yeah, there, that’s it.”
“Orgasms for all.”
“Occupy me.”
Labels: 2012 elections, silliness, toys