Today's Breitbart Death Conspiracy

You know how President Obama totally murdered Andrew Breitbart with a subsonic heart attack ray? Because Breitbart knew too much? You know who else knew too much? The coroner who did his autopsy!

Take it away World Nut Daily:

Medical examiners in Los Angeles are investigating the possible poisoning death of one of their own officials who may have worked on the case of Andrew Breitbart, the conservative firebrand who died March 1, the same day Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced probable cause for forgery in President Obama’s birth certificate. Michael Cormier, a respected forensic technician for the Los Angeles County Coroner died under suspicious circumstances at his North Hollywood home April 20, the same day Breitbart’s cause of death was finally made public. “There are mysterious circumstances surrounding his death,” said Elizabeth Espinosa, a news reporter for KTLA-TV. “We’re told detectives are looking into the possibility that he was poisoned by arsenic.”

WND commenters are elated. Sample reaction: "Oh, it's just coincidence :/ Just like how 3 openly gay members of 0bama's church, Rev. Wright's church - Larry Bland, Nate Spencer, and Donald Young - all ended up unalive, all within 40 days time, right at the end of 2007. The first two were sh0t in the head, ex*cution-style."