Brian Brownshirt: Eating Mor Chikin Will Win The Election For Christians

"It was as if August 1 was an election day. Except the voters — people of faith, hundreds of thousands of them — didn’t go to polling places. They went to Chick-fil-A. And they weren’t voting with ballots. They were voting with their presence, and their wallets. [snip] But the public nature of Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day is different from the privacy of the voting booth.

"We heard from hundreds of people who were heartened to see the long lines — vivid confirmation that they are not alone, that a strong majority of Americans agree with them that the institution of marriage as the union of a man and a woman is worth defending. People were grateful to belong to a community where they could openly meet with like-minded citizens and talk about marriage, family, and the truth of God’s design for society." - NOM president Brian Brownshirt, launching a campaign for anti-gay Americans to eat chikin every Wednesay from now until the election.