Concerned Women Are Concernstipated About Filthy Cosmopolitan Magazine

Ladies, whether you’re my age, older, or younger, stop reading that filth! Don’t fill your heads and thought lives with the pages of Cosmopolitan magazine. The hyped-up “articles” amount to little more than cheap marketing — shock value, nothing more. So take your hard-earned money — and what’s left of your innocence — and walk away. In the long run, you’ll be happy you didn’t trash your mind with explicit porn tips from a magazine who promotes the empowerment of women through “one-night stands.” The only results this type of lifestyle will yield is men leaving you once they find a “good girl” they want to settle down with. Yep, I said it. Act like a Cosmo girl, and they’ll take you to their beds, but they’ll never take you home to their mothers.
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