NOM is crowing about the lines at Chick-Fil-A today, which by all accounts are truly massive. Some shopping malls have had to hire traffic cops to control the drive-thru business. Up in Maine, which has no franchises, the local anti-gay hate group is actually busing people into the next state. In the clip below its narrator accosts patrons to ask why they are there. The most common answer is something along the lines of "to support the Lord." Because unless those chickens get eaten, Jeebus will just petulantly pack up his cross and apparate into another dimension.