Quote Of The Day - Jeffrey Kuhner

"He’s married now and I’ve issued a challenge to Barney Frank. I said, Barney, the purpose of marriage is to have children, now if you and your male husband or wife, I don’t know how to put this, your male partner, if one of you can get pregnant because now they’re in the honeymoon phase, they’re lovers, I said if one of you can get pregnant and you can pull off a miracle I will openly support gay marriage. So I am waiting for a miracle from Barney." - Moonie Times columnist  and three-time Combover Olympics gold medalist Jeffrey Kuhner, speaking on the radio show of anti-gay activist Janet Mefferd.