HomoQuotable - Neil Patrick Harris

"That's the kind of question if you say, 'No, I don't want to do it,' you look like a dick. And if you say, 'I'm dying to do it,' you look like a dick. So you're kind of left in the middle." - Neil Patrick Harris, when asked about the possibility that he will host next year's Oscars. This year's Oscars telecast was hosted by Seth McFarlane to mixed reviews, but McFarlane said in May that he will be unavailable next year.