BREAKING: Death Certificate Amended For Late Husband Of Alabama Man In Lawsuit Against Evil Former Mother-In-Law

The state of Alabama today amended the death certificate of David Fancher to show that he was indeed the legal husband of Paul Hard, who is battling his former mother-in-law for the proceeds in the wrongful death suit that arose from Fancher's car accident. (Equality Case Files notes that to the right of Hard is SPLC attorney Sam Wolfe.) On Friday the Foundation For Moral Law filed a motion for a summary judgment in the case, hoping to win a ruling before today's action could be taken. Here's our message to Mrs. Pat Fancher: