NEBRASKA: Sane Woman Files Federal Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals
Via the Omaha World Herald:
An Auburn woman claiming to be an ambassador for God and his son, Jesus Christ, is suing all homosexuals. Sylvia Driskell, 66, asked an Omaha federal judge to decide whether homosexuality is a sin. Citing Bible verses, Driskell contends “that homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet(?)” Driskell wrote in a seven-page petition to the court that God has said homosexuality is an abomination. She challenged the court to not call God a liar. “I never thought that I would see a day in which our great nation or our own great state of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some people(’s) lewd behavior.”We have GOT to see this lawsuit. Somebody find it, please.
UPDATE: You guys found it immediately. And OMG it's handwritten and therefore cannot be excerpted here. Here's a screencap.
transcribed some of the batshittery.