Matt Barber: Call Me Mrs. Wiggles

"Hold on. Courage, Matt, courage. Breathe. OK, I'm ready. This is it. I'm coming out. I want the world to know. I'm a black, lesbian platypus trapped in a white, straight guy's body. This is my truth. It's my experience. It's how I identify. It's my reality (actual reality notwithstanding). Transracial, transgender and transpecies lives matter (#TransLivesMatter), and I'm declaring myself an out and proud member of the LGBTTT community. Crazy, you say? Don't judge me, hater. This is my race-species-gender identity and expression, whether real or perceived, and if you refuse to play along, then you're violating my civil rights. This is my struggle. I demand admission to the wrong bathrooms and showers, the right to play for the other sports teams and unfettered access to your children so I can indoctrinate them till they can't see straight, or I'll ruin you. Identify me by whichever stupid pronoun I invent, you cisgender, cisracial, cisspecies bigot, or I'll glitter bomb you so bad that you'll be slightly inconvenienced. Call me Mrs. Wiggles." - Hate group leader Matt Barber, writing for Charisma News.

RELATED: Three times in recent months Barber has published columns by open advocates of the death penalty for homosexuality.