She's Got A New Hat 3!

Throw your iPad2 away right now unless you want hipsters to mock you.

Windows 8 Is In Previews

Select your advance opinion:

a) They're totally copying Apple!
b) They're so behind Apple!
c) Why isn't everyone using Apple?

Preview here.

She's Got A New Hat!

Just Your Typical Mac Fanboy

Apple Debuts iPod Nano That Shoots Video, Plays Radio, Feeds Cat

At today's product launch thingy in California, Apple debuted a new iPod Nano with tons of new features.

Apple today introduced the new iPod nan, adding a video camera, mic and speaker to the world's most popular music player. Music lovers can now shoot video wherever they are, view it on their iPod nano and use their computers to easily transfer their videos to YouTube. The new iPod nano features an ultra-thin and sleek design with a larger 2.2-inch color display and gorgeous polished aluminum and glass enclosure. iPod nano also features a built-in FM radio with live pause and iTunes® Tagging, as well as a built-in pedometer. The new iPod nano is available today in an 8GB model for $149 and a 16GB model for $179, and comes in nine brilliant colors including silver, black, purple, blue, green, orange, yellow, red, and pink.

So if it shoots video, it must take pictures too, right? Apple sez that the Nano is the "most popular digital music player in the world, with over 100 million units sold." Gizmodo is covering the their conference live, if you Apple bottoms want a minute-by-minute update.

Faster, Smaller, Cheaper

The faster, smaller, cheaper iPhone:

Steven P. Jobs, chief executive of Apple, introduced a new cheaper iPhone model on Monday that navigates the Internet more quickly, expanded its distribution overseas and displayed a range of new applications and services in order to establish Apple as a major player in the cellphone industry.

Apple, the maker of consumer electronics and computer equipment, had set a goal of selling 10 million iPhones in 2008, which would establish it as one of the major smartphone makers in the less than two years since it began shipping the original iPhone. Apple has sold six million phones globally since its introduction.

Analysts said that Mr. Jobs, one of the world’s best product marketers, had largely accomplished what he set out to do and they welcomed the moves he outlined in a presentation before software developers on Monday. “This is the phone that has changed phones forever,” Mr. Jobs said.

Mr. Jobs said the new iPhone 3G, to be available in the United States through AT&T beginning on July 11, will sell for $199 for the 8-gigabyte model and $299 for a 16-gigabyte model. He said the biggest barrier to people buying the phone had been price.

Want.

MacWhirled

I haven't been paying attention. What's this year's "one more thing"? The Apple Store is currently down pending the announcement.

Don't Give Up On Vista

I was at first puzzled by the above ad headline over on the New York Times, but it's actually part of the Apple ad in the right column. Cute. Sound required.