Janet Porter: I Prayed Bush Into Office And Can Pray Away Obergefell Ruling

Barton: Retirement Is A Pagan Concept

According to David Barton, only God-hating devil worshipers retire. And then God promptly (well, within a few years) smites the fuck out of them.

Ted Cruz: Obama Will Use Gay Marriage To Strip Churches Of Tax Exemptions

Third Eagle Of Apocalypse: Jesus Will Have Putin Destroy USA Over Marriage

Alan Keyes: Charleston Massacre Was Actually An Act Of Pro-Gay Terrorism

Alan Keyes teleported in from his home planet today to declare that the Charleston massacre was not a racist act but one meant to terrify Christians who support traditional marriage.

American Family Association: Obama Caused Charleston By Inciting Racism

Huckabee: I Will Stop The Criminalization Of Christianity By Same-Sex Marriage

"The Supreme Court is not the Supreme Branch, and it is certainly not the Supreme Being. I refuse to sit silently as politically driven interest groups threaten the foundation of religious liberty, criminalize Christianity, and demand that Americans abandon Biblical principles of natural marriage. I will fight to defend religious liberty at all costs. I also refuse to surrender to the false god of judicial supremacy, which would allow black-robed and unelected judges the power to make law and enforce it, which upends the separation of powers so very central to our Constitution. Too much power concentrated in the courts is a threat to our Republic. I will fight judicial tyranny and return power to the people. I call on all GOP candidates to join me in this fight to defend the Constitution. If you lack the backbone to reject judicial tyranny and fight for religious liberty, you have no business serving our nation as President of the United States." - Mike Huckabee, in a letter to hate group leaders Mat Staver, Cindy Adams, Penny Nance, Tony Perkins, Janet Porter, and many others.

E.W. Jackson Blames Charleston Murders On Gays, Liberals, And President Obama

Former Southern Baptist Head Jack Graham: Prepare For Massive Christian Civil Disobedience Over Gay Marriage

Todd Starnes writes at Fox News:

Prepare for civil disobedience. That’s the message one prominent pastor is sending to some 16 million members of the Southern Baptist Convention. Jack Graham, pastor of Prestonwood Baptist Church in Texas, said American Christians should be prepared for massive fallout if the Supreme Court legalizes same-sex unions. “We want to stay in the system,” Graham told me in a telephone interview. “We want to work in the system. We want to support our government. We want to obey its laws.” But. “But there’s a coming a day, I believe, that many Christians personally and churches corporately will need to practice civil disobedience on this issue.”

So what would it look like if 16 million Southern Baptists engaged in civil disobedience? “I hope we never live to find out what that looks like,” Graham told me. “There are many Christians today who are preparing if necessary to go to jail.” I’ve known Pastor Graham for years and I’ve never known him to use hyperbole. His words and his predictions are sobering. And he hopes the Supreme Court and Washington, D.C. hear what Southern Baptists are saying. “We want them to know our voices will be heard,” he declared. Graham said they are calling on Southern Baptist business owners and public sector workers to stand together as well – knowing full well they could lose their jobs and careers. “We are concerned about Southern Baptist Christians in the marketplace – in the media and corporate world,” he said.

Jack Graham was president of the Southern Baptist Convention from 2003-2004. His Plano megachurch claims 38,000 members. He is unrelated to the more infamous Graham family.

Rick Santorum: Same-Sex Marriage Is A Violation Of The First Amendment And As President I Won't Enforce It

Rick Santorum called into Glenn Beck's show today to declare that as president he will not enforce a SCOTUS ruling on same-sex marriage. Because gay marriage is somehow against the First Amendment.

"This is tantamount to government establishing religion," Santorum said. "When the United States government comes in and says this is what you are going to believe, this is how you're going to practice your faith, this is a new religion. This violates, in my opinion, the Establishment Clause in the Constitution that says that Congress shall make no law with respect to an establishment of religion. If the government goes around and tells churches what they have to believe in and what their doctrine is, that is something that is a violation of the First Amendment." Santorum said that he holds out hope that the Supreme Court will rule against marriage equality advocates "because there is no way that the left will stop at mere tolerance, they will demand conformity, they will demand it from the church, they will demand it from every institution, they will demand it from businesses and there will be no tolerance to a different point of view on this issue."

Glenn Beck Announces Plan To Organize Christians In Civil Disobedience Against SCOTUS Ruling On Same-Sex Marriage

And yup, he compares himself to Martin Luther King.

WARNING: Leftists Are Planning To Export Sodomy To All Planets In The Universe

"We find that the virus is spreading rapidly. It won't be enough to pervert the whole world with this evil anti-family worldview. Since the developed governments of the world aspire to colonizing planets we have to prepare for the export of sodomy to other worlds -- to the entire universe! I think it's time for us Christians to flip open our communicators. Beam me up Scotty. It's like Satan, a rabid dog, sunk his fangs deep into the donkey flesh of our nation's government. And now the deranged ass is infecting other nations. What can be done? Humans die from rabies unless they are given the vaccine before the symptoms appear. Paul the apostle points out in his letter to Roman Christians that you can tell when a nation has become a walking corpse when it has endorsed perverted sex. Is it too late for America to take the vaccine?" - Former Maine Family Policy Council head Mike Heath, writing for Barbwire.

RELATED: Right Wing Watch reminds us that Heath's former group was kicked out of Maine's anti-gay coalition for his deranged claims that gay marriage will lead to crop failure, among other batshittery. Last week Heath tagged along with Porno Pete for their hilariously unattended "press conference" in protest of IML.

Harlem Hate Pastor James David Manning: Sodomy Is A White Person's Disease

"Germany is a big hotbed for sodomy and everybody knows about France. And then of course in Belgium, and the Netherlands, and Switzerland, and Sweden, and Norway, and Finland. All that region is the hotbed and origination of modern sodomy. Not in China. You're not gonna find that in China. You're not gonna find that in India. You're not gonna find it in Africa. You're not gonna find it. It isn't there. Sodomy is a white people's disease. Now don't go thinking I'm speaking racially here. I'm just identifying a spade as a spade. Look into the eyes of these sodomite women and sodomite men. They are sick! They are demon possessed! They are possessed by the devil himself. Don't you go to sleep around a person who is a sodomite."- Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning, in today's YouTube sermon. Earlier this month Manning's church was added to the SPLC's list of hate groups.

Bryan Fischer: Angry God Is Flooding Texas Because Of Witchcraft And Sodomy

You knew this was coming.

Marco Rubio On 700 Club: Anti-Catholic Hate Speech Laws Are Coming

Pat Robertson raves: "The Hispanic vote is going to be enormous....Rubio could be the Democrats' nightmare."

Bryan Fischer: All Christians Must Disobey SCOTUS, "They Can't Arrest Us All"

Hate Group Leader Austin Ruse: Send Me Money Because JMG Is Reading Your Mail

In a money beg issued today by C-FAM leader and Breitbart columnist Austin Ruse, he asks his followers to "give as much as you can" because "sexual weirdoes" [sic] like yours truly are reading their mail.

Subject Line: The Sexual Weirdoes are Reading Your Mail! Dear Friend of the Friday Fax, Right this second the sexually crazed boys and girls at places like Media Matters, Right Wing Watch, Joe.My.God, Southern Poverty Law Center, Human Rights Watch, the Center for Reproductive Rights, and RH Reality Check are reading these words. They monitor every word we write. They monitor everything we say, too. Why do they do this? Because they know we are a real threat to their agenda to impose their crazed sexual ideas on the rest of the world. They shake in their boots because they know the reach and powerful effect of C-Fam and the Friday Fax. This is why they have tried to shut us down. This is why they have tried to shame us from the public square. This is why they call us names and would really like to see us jailed (a UN apparatchik actually said that not many years ago). The thing is, the brave staff of C-Fam and the Friday Fax don’t care! The crazed sexual revolutionaries cannot touch us and it drives them nuts. The only thing that can stop us is money. Yep. Filthy lucre. We cannot do this work without it. We cannot be a thorn in their side without it. We cannot block their agenda without it.

As noted in the above-linked Right Wing Watch report, by "your mail" Ruse means his weekly public subscription email blast, which I actually don't happen to subscribe to. Until today. Heh.

RELATED: Over on Breitbart, Ruse today is screaming that the "Big Gay Hate Machine" (my next band name) is gunning for Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone.

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Austin Ruse was fired by the American Family Association last year after a guest-hosting spot on their radio network during which he declared that liberal university officials "should all be taken out and shot." Ruse also claims that a Vatican priest once offered him absolution if he were to murder Hillary Clinton. Ruse is the head of C-FAM, the Catholic Family & Human Rights Institute, which is a member of the World Congress of Families, the coalition working with NOM and others to export anti-gay hatred to foreign counties. During a speech at CPAC 2012, Ruse denounced the United Nations for issuing a resolution against the gay death penalty. Ruse is married to FRC "senior fellow" Cathy Ruse.

Scott Lively: Homosexuality Is Worse Than Murder And Worse Than Genocide

Fischer: Every GOP Candidate Should Be Asked If They Agree With Ben Carson

Ben Carson: People Turn Gay In Prison, Proving That Homosexuality Is A Choice

Via Politico:

Ben Carson, the retired neurosurgeon and potential Republican presidential candidate, said Wednesday that “a lot of people who go into prison straight, and when they come out they’re gay.” The remarks were made on CNN’s “New Day” in response to a question from host Chris Cuomo, who asked if Carson thought being gay was a “choice.” “Absolutely,” Carson replied. Asked why, he went on to explain his prison theory. “So did something happen while they were in there?” he said. “Ask yourself that question.” Carson made waves in 2013 when he compared gay marriage to pedophilia and bestiality in an interview with Fox News’ Sean Hannity.