This Is A Car Ad

(Tipped by JMG reader Jeff)

Billboard Of The Day

Brazilian Butt Fill

When I first glanced at this ad in a NYC gay mag, the headline made me think they'd started running hooker ads. Then I thought, "That guy does NOT look Brazilian."

"Fireworks" On Bristol's Reality Show

Clip description:

Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin daughter, was enjoying her time at West Hollywood's Saddle Ranch restaurant with her friends and the film crew of her new reality show. Bristol got on the mechanical bull and rode it. But, as Bristol fell off the mechanical bull a man from the bar started shouting things to Bristol such as "Your mother is a whore," "Did you ride Levi like that," and "Your mother is a f***ing devil." Well Bristol was not happy and having any of that especially in front of her film crew and the paparazzi. Bristol quickly walked over and confronted the man and both began shouting and arguing. The Saddle Ranch management tried breaking it up but Bristol and the man kept going at it till the film crew took Bristol away!

Hmm. Kinda convenient, huh?

The New Bristol Palin

It doesn't even look like the same person to me, but the tabloids are going crazy over Bristol Palin's apparent visit to the plastic surgeon.

Did Sarah Palin Get A Boob Job?

After Sarah Palin's appearance at the Belmont Stakes in New York this weekend, gossip sites are atwitter over her seemingly much larger boobs. Jezebel is indifferent:

Goofy/immature euphemisms aside, whether or not Palin gave herself a new set of breasts isn't really our concern — and even if it were, we couldn't definitively make a call on the matter, given the everyday miracles performed by push-up and t-shirt bras. With the exception of Andrew Sullivan, who will no doubt be thrilled to question the legitimacy of something other than Palin's uterus, does anyone actually care whether she got a boob job or not? The truth here is a distant second to the question's mere existence, which should keep the web running on punchline fumes for at least a day or two

But Wonkette seems convinced that work was done.

Plastic Surgery Party

"We are outro to Teddy's so we can show off your new Jolies."

(Via JMG reader Peter)

Hillary's New Face

Gossipers at the Daily News have leaked word of Hillary's recent visit to a Manhattan plastic surgeon to have dermafillers injected into her face.

Has Hillary Clinton added volume and smoothness to her skin? A source tells us Clinton visited a New York plastic surgeon early this month and received injections of a "dermafiller" in her face. The senator had appeared tired and wrinkly on a June 23 New York mag cover, but when she made her first solo campaign stop beside Barack Obama in Nevada on Aug. 8, she looked refreshed. After seeing a recent photo of Hillary, Dr. Tahl Humes of Vitahl Medical told us, "It appears that she has restored a youthful look with a combination of injectables."

I was noticing the same thing during a television bit over the weekend. There's a fascinating story at New York Magazine about the trend away from face-tightening surgery and towards plumping via injectables. Both can look creepy, but at least the injectables aren't permanent, are they?