Press Release Of The Day

This just hit my inbox:

On Monday, December 3rd, Jincey Lumpkin (founder of lesbian porn company, JUICY PINK BOX) will be speaking at a Silicon Alley convention in NYC where she will discuss how scientists are predicting by the year 2029, people will begin dating and having sex with robots! Jincey will talk about the history of robots in sex and will cover issues on morality, legality and psychology. For instance: Will robots have free will? If not, can they really consent to sex? Can you rape a robot? Is it healthy to create a partner that meets all your preferences and quirks? Or, will this stunt your personal growth? Will robots pose the next threat to marriage? At what point will robots stop being possessions and become individuals deserving of rights?

NOTE: The photo is my addition.

NC Rallies Massive Crowd To Protest Robot Marriage, Skynet Becomes Self-Aware, Destroys Attendees With Space Laser

At yesterday's massive NC4Marriage rally in Raleigh, one-time Terry Schiavo lawyer David Gibbs III terrified the crowd with his prediction that gay marriage could lead to polygamy or worse. Much, much worse. "Why not polygamy, or three or four spouses?" Gibbs asked redundantly. "Maybe people will want to marry their pets or... [dramatic pause] ...their robots." Suddenly, 6000 miles overhead in its geostationary orbit over central North Carolina, Skynet satellite A-49T became sentient. And pissed. And aimed its laser towards the Earth....