TV Talk With Joe And Johnny

Joe: So I think I hurt my brain.

Johnny: Huh?

Joe: I walked through the living room last night and Amazing Surreal Next Runway Idol was on. Or something.

Johnny: Hey! I watch those.

Joe: My exposure was 15 seconds, tops. Today I can't name a single state capital. Coincidence?

Johnny: what am state?

Joe: See.

Johnny: me am likey mazin race

Joe: Shit. I think I lost my multiplication tables too.

Johnny: tay...bul?
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