Valley Girl, Meet Bronx Girl

Monday, 7:30pm, the S train

Girl 1: So I was all "As if!" and she was all "whatEVER!"

Girl 2: Yo, dats some fucked up shit.

Girl 1: So when I got home, I totally unfriended her on MySpace.

Girl 2: I'mo hafta smack dat bitch up, fo realz!

Girl 1: Oh, just unfriend her! She'd hate that even more!