Main | Tuesday, May 04, 2010

God Really DOES Hate Shrimp

Texas Gov. Rick Perry, seen here on his direct hotline to the Lord, says that maybe that pesky oil spill was just an act of God.
“We don’t know what the event that has allowed for this massive oil to be released,” Perry said alongside several other governors on a panel Monday. “And until we know that, I hope we don’t see a knee-jerk reaction across this country that says we’re going to shut down drilling in the Gulf of Mexico, because the cost to this country will be staggering.” Perry questioned whether the spill was “just an act of God that occurred” and said that any “politically driven” decisions could put the U.S. in further economic peril. “From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented,” Perry said.
God has not yet informed Perry whom He is punishing with the spill. Clearly, Perry doesn't think that it's British Petroleum. I wonder how much they donated to his campaign?

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