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Jeebus Was A Teabagger

According to World Net Daily's Molotov Mitchell, Jeebus wasn't the "sissy metrosexual" depicted in religious paintings. No, he was a man's man, baby, a regular He-Man with a sword! In fact, Jeebus was a "blue-collar rightwing extremist radical" and fervent capitalist who fought against big government and taxes. Why, if he were alive today, right now he'd be holed up with his fellow militiamen, ready for war against the godless Obama!

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