Main | Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Important Rapture Update

According to End Times proponent Harold Camping, the rapture will occur promptly this Saturday at 6pm in each God-created time zone, giving those of you on the west coast an extra three hours to get right with Jeebus once people on the east coast start vanishing. Also, a massive earthquake will serve to announce the rapture's onset in each time zone. Just so you know.

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