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Email Of The Day - Eugene Delguadio

"Dear Joe, I’ve been putting off sending you this message for a while because I didn’t want to worry you. But late one night while sorting through pro-family petitions from supporters like you a thug crept in through a door, threw a blanket over my head and pummeled me with a rock. Thankfully, one of my volunteers heard when I yelled for help. I thank God when he came running into the room, this goon was startled and ran off. I wasn’t seriously hurt. I’ve gotten death threats before, nearly two dozen this year alone, and I never take them lightly. But when they go beyond threatening and actually try to kill me, it’s a whole different story.

"There’s more my friend. They harass my family and neighbors trying to turn them against me. Radical Homosexuals recently littered my entire neighborhood with hateful fliers filled with terrible false accusations I dare not repeat -- I was out until 4:30 AM going door to door gathering them all up so my children wouldn’t see this trash. They know their father is a good man, standing up for what is right, but when they have to defend against these vicious attacks in school, it really hurts them. I’ve taken precautions to protect my family. Some things I’ve told you about, but some things I must keep confidential or they’d be in more peril. Will you pray for my family and me? That the Lord would keep us safe? I need your prayers!"- Eugene Delguadio, self-proclaimed Public Advocate of the United States.UPDATE: Some of you might be amused to read Eugene's entire message, which was far, far too long to post here. Therefore I've turned his email into a PDF and published it on Scribd.

UPDATE II: As I've mentioned here in the past and as several of you have noted in today's comments, Delguadio is an elected official in suburban Virginia. Aside from his $40,000 supervisor's salary, he pays himself $150,000 annually from the donations received by Public Advocate.

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