Horses Can Cure You Of The Gay

JMG reader James sends us the above brochure from the Cowboy Church of Virginia, which promises that a little one-on-one time with a majestic horse will cure your homosexuality. And it'll also cure your satyriasis, which sounds like a skin condition but isn't.  By the way, equine assisted psychotherapy is a real thing when not in the clutches of wackadoodles like the Cowboy Church, whose prices start at a mere $500/day for their horse-gay cure.