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Magnets Prove Gay Marriage Is Unnatural

The University Of Lagos is praising the research of graduate student Chibuihem Amalaha, who spoke to the Lagos news site, This Day Live:
I used two bar magnets in my research. A bar magnet is a horizontal magnet that has the North Pole and the South Pole and when you bring two bar magnets and you bring the North Pole together you find that the two North Poles will not attract. They will repel, that is, they will push away themselves showing that a man should not attract a man. If you bring two South Poles together you find that the two South Poles will not attract indicating that same sex marriage should not hold. A female should not attract a female as South Pole of a magnet does not attract the South Pole of a magnet. But, when you bring a North Pole of a magnet and a South Pole of a magnet they will attract because they are not the same, indicating that a man will attract a woman because of the way nature has made a female. That is how I used physics to prove gay marriage wrong.
This Day Live goes on to cite other experiments by Amalaha that prove gay marriage to be unnatural by using biology, chemistry, and mathematics. Amalaha gloats:
My lecturer at the Department of Chemical Engineering, Profesor D.S.Aribuike pointedly told me that I will win Nobel prize one day, because he found that my works are real and nobody has done it in any part of the world. You know Nobel Prize is the highest award anyone could ever win and no African has won Nobel Prize in science. So I am aspiring to win Nobel Prize for Africa.
(Via Pink News)

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