I, Spaced

Every week or so, somebody emails me to ask if I know that some kid is blogging on MySpace as JoeMyGod. Yeah, I know about him. Like I would use Lil Kim as my blog template. Although it did tickle me immensely that the ersatz JMG listed Valley Of The Dolls and The Bible as his two favorite books. "Now you get outta my way, I've got Jesus waiting for me! "

Anyway. Yesterday another reader pointed out that MySpace.com/JoeMyGod was still available, so here I am. Now can somebody give me a ride to the mall? I have a sudden craving to get my nose pierced and buy some rad eye shadow.