Main | Monday, August 14, 2006

Hat Trick!

George Bush on the Lebanon ceasefire: "We can only imagine how much more dangerous this conflict would be if Iran had the nuclear weapon it seeks."

Hey kids, why fail at two simultaneous wars when you can fail at THREE? Buy two disasters, get one free! Every third body bag is on the house! Hey, got any spare teenage males just lounging around the house goofing off with Playstation? GWB knows just where to send 'em!

I can see why this coming war with Iran is so irresistable. Iran meets all four criteria for American aggression. 1. They have oil. 2. They want nukes. 3. They hate Israel. 4. They have oil. It's a fucking perfect match!

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