Sharpie Snark Wars

From a poster in the 68th Street subway station under Hunter College:

"Last year 1 out of 12 high school students was assaulted by a fellow student."

A short graffiti war follows:

Snarky 1: That should be "were assaulted".

Snarky 2: No, "one....was" IS correct!

Snarky 3: Y'all is funny!

Snarky 4: Y'all ARE funny.

Snarky 5: Dumb bitches. It's "Y'all BE funny."

Winner: Snarky 5.
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