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Money Talks, Bullshit Is Extra

If you need a motivational speaker for your next event, you can peruse the personalities offered on, where for a mere $200,000 you can have Donald Trump or Lance Armstrong. If your budget is more modest, how about Chastity Bono at $5000? Although many of the celebrities listed have the coy phrase "ask about fees" appended to their names, it IS fascinating to learn that, for example, Michael Flatley gets upwards of $100,000 to appear. That had better include some fucking dancing, Michael. Actually, on second thought...

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