The Numbers Don't Lie

Since Apple only has 5% of the market share, yet over four times that many JMG readers use Macs, my conclusions are:

1. The gays love Macs.

2. The gays use these Macs to read JMG.

...so therefore...

3. The gays love JMG!

It's right there in the numbers people! (These stats only represent the last 100 JMG visitors, but the percentages stay amazingly constant overall.)