HomoQuotable - Jones Vs. Haggard

"I don't understand it. It would be like having Murderer's Pride Day." - Ted Tina Haggard, commenting on gay pride parades in 1996. (via Salon.com)

"It probably didn't hurt that I am pretty well endowed." - Mike Jones, when asked what Haggard had liked the most about him. (via RadarOnline.com)

In the Radar interview, Jones says that while plenty of strangers have offered him congratulations for exposing Haggard, he's also been receiving threats and that the number of gay political organizations that have reached out to him is "zero". Read the interview.

I'm wondering if we shouldn't start a PayPal account for everybody's favorite hooker and give Mike Jones a nice little Xmas fund. Ideas?