Set Your Phasers On "Hurl"

No, really. The Navy, in partnership with a company called Invocan, is trying to develop a sound weapon that will use radio waves that cause the enemy to get disoriented, pass out, or vomit. Invocan describes the weapon as a "Star Trek hand-held Phaser Weapon set on 'Stun'." Since Paramount probably owns the trademark on "phaser", I suggest Retch Ray. Or Boot Beam. Hey, how about Spew Gun? If the police used it to raid a frat party, would anybody be able to tell?