If Sanjaya Wins...

Sanjaya having survived last night's show, with Dial Idol correctly picking the bottom three, including this week's reject, Gina, you might be amused by the website If Sanjaya Wins, which is selling t-shirts upon which you can make some sort of pledge to your reaction, should Sanjaya actually win the season. "If Sanjaya wins, I will ...." I can't believe I'm actually paying attention to this. I feel like a middle-schooler. Wait, who put this note in my locker?