Bloomberg Revs Up Non-Campaign

NYC Mayor Michael "Not Running For President" Bloomberg will be touring the country this fall to raise money for the World Trade Center Memorial Fund. Purely by coincidence, the states he will visit happen to be the important early presidential primary states: South Carolina, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Iowa, Michigan, Virginia, Wisconsin.

Oh, and he also recently bought the following domains: Mike08.com, Bloomberg08.com, and MikeBloomberg08.com. Just because. A third-party Bloomberg candidacy would wreak havoc on the Democrats. I'm still hoping he takes second-billing for Hillary.