Main | Monday, August 13, 2007

Hey! What's That Bright Stuff
At The End Of This Tunnel?

Dubya will announce later today that Karl "Voldemort" Rove will resign from his post at the end of this month. Rove told the Wall Street Journal that White House Chief of Staff Joshua Bolten told Bush administration officials that anybody who stayed past Labor Day would be expected to work out the remainder of the term. Once Rove leaves, Bush's body will kept in stasis until a suitably evil brain donor can be found.

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