Craig-Proofing The Can

The Minneapolis airport is remodeling the Larry Craig Memorial Tearoom so that the stall dividers go almost all the way to the floor, in the hopes of thwarting any more hot stall-to-stall man-luvin. The airport has more than 80 restrooms, but only the LCMT and one other "busy" john is getting the Craig-proofing makeover.

I could see one of these makeovers becoming a challenge on one of those designer reality shows. "You have 24 hours to create a completely toe-tapping-proof toilet stall." On the results episode, a tearful Caitlin would be be kicked off the show when the host tells her, "This is garbage. Look, I can totally get my cock through there. You're fired."