6 train, Saturday, 10PM
A trio of frat boys get on the crowded train dressed as the Three Blind Mice (mouse outfits, sunglasses, white canes.)
Mouse 1: Dude, fix my tail.
Mouse 2: I've told you to stop asking me to touch your tail.
Mouse 1: Seriously, fix it. It's hanging wrong. I can't sit down.
(Mouse 1 turns around to present his tail to the seated Mouse 2, who begins to re-bend Mouse 1's tail.)
Mouse 1: AW YEAH! That's it. BEND IT! BEND IT, DUDE! AHHHHHHH!
Mouse 3 (to other passengers): I'm am totally doing Halloween by myself next year.