Egg Lady

The Grill, First Avenue, 8AM......

Two people in front of me, an assistant is taking her boss' breakfast order over her speaker-phone.

Woman On Speaker: You're unbelievable. I told you NO FUCKING EGGS! Omelets are made of EGGS. Breakfast burritos are made of EGGS. No FUCKING eggs! God, what fucking planet are you from? Get me a toasted raisin bagel and a fruit cup. Jesus!

(Hangs up.)

Assistant: Can I get a toasted raisin bagel, please?

Cook: Want me rub some eggs on it?

Assistant: Would you, please?
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