Prison Rape: The Board Game

The son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius (D) is selling "Don't Drop The Soap", a prison-themed board game in which players try to not be raped. John Sebelius, 23, is selling the game from the Kansas governor's mansion where he lives with his parents. From the game's site:

Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss' lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse's desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.

The governor says that she and her husband (a magistrate judge) are proud of their son's "talent and creativity."

I bet this gets turned into a video game. If it hasn't been done already.